- Places a tourniquet around your neck so he can "raise a good vein."
- Tries to inject vaccine using a tattoo needle. Realizing his error, he offers you a belly button piercing at half-price.
- He rolls up your sleeve—and pulls down your pants.
- Asks if you are allergic to eggs or deep, sensual, massages.
- Insists on hooking up defibrillator before proceeding
- Takes a selfie while the needle is in your arm.
- Offers you a propofol drip before giving you the flu shot.
- Sticks you with the needle and surprisingly remarks "Whoa! Your arm has a real bone in it!"
- Sterilizes your arm by taking a swig of vodka and licking your shoulder clean.
- Insists you wear a shower cap, sit behind the curtain, and call him "Mother!"
- Lays a pistol on the desk and says, "Just in case something goes horribly wrong."
- Has difficulty pronouncing your name without slurring and giggling and offers you an alcohol swab to suck on.
- He warns, "You're gonna feel a little prick," then asks you to reach into his pocket and check for loose change.
