Bell Telephone Service - ☆ Codes I'd Find Handy

• PRESS *101 -Slaps, HARD, the head of the person on the other end of the line.

• PRESS *273 -Activates Lie Detector. If the other person should tell a fib while talking to you, an appropriate message when indicate to the lying bastard that they have been busted.
  
  
  
  

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• Press *744 – This the number for the Misinformation Operator. When you ask for a telephone number for a person, the operator will pick randomly a number from a previously generated list. This service is said to be 25% more accurate than regular 411 operator.

• Press *364 – Will taser person at the other end. Handy for those unsolicited telemarketer calls.

• Press *0-0 – Press the code and then hold up the handset to your eyes in a fashion of binoculars. This feature allows to see caller in their undies... or better.

• Press *942 – “The Inclement Weather Channel”. Allows you to experience all bad weather without leaving the house. Note- Bell is not responsible for water or hail damage.

• Press *672 – “Randomized Death Ray”. It will only fire if the caller says something stupid, tries to sell you something, asks for donations, or uses the phrase “It costs you absolutely nothing to try!”

• Press ***8 – Will tell you your service technician's current location. Transmitters are located throughout the region at all fast food outlets and adult novelty shops.

• Press *000 – Handy if you answer the phone and it's someone you don't want to talk to. You will have a choice of the following background voice and sound emulations. 
• 1. Your mother calling out for help. The emulation will shout out “I've fallen off the toilet and can't get up.” 
• 2. You, being arrested in a major drug bust. 
• 3. Supper call complete if a playing of a triangle and a hearty “Come and get it!”! 
• 4. Escalating buzzing and static sounds. 
• 5. Bell interrupting your call to tell you that your service is being terminated immediately for non-payment of phone bill. 
• 6. “GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE! NOW, ASS-HOLE!!!” in voice of the Terminator, and 
• 7. Skip-A-Word where every second or third word of your side of the conversation is dropped.

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