How to Win Gambling Without Gambling at the Slots - Part 1

Follow these five simple steps and you to can partially recover some money that otherwise would be wasted on a slot machine!

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1. I give you PayPal account

2. You give me your PayPal account.

3. You take the amount of money you spend at the slots each week, and deposit it in my PayPal account.

4. Every two or three weeks, I will deposit up to half of what you deposited in my account, back into your PayPal account.

5. Repeat.

I'm happy because I'm supplying a service to the gambling public. You are somewhat happy because you actually get some money back.

Another way to win at gambling without gambling on slots, don't gamble.

You are 100% ahead when you keep your money away from those strangers at casinos. Honestly, do you really feel good if someone you don't even know, gets happy and wealthy off your money? If you have to do something with that cash that involves strangers, buy a homeless guy a meal, or a car, or even better, a house and solve one homeless problem, or see above and ask for my PayPal account.

Other things you could gamble with might include paying for you kids or grand kids education, or see above and ask for my PayPal account. You could take a trip to Japan or China or Hong Kong, or see above and ask for my PayPal account. Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Japan or China or Hong Kong.

Gambling is a distraction for most people more than anything else. "Slots" are merciless and cold and actual machines. They are not possessed by magic entities that you either piss off resulting in losses, or that you please and they reward you by dropping a pittance in your complimentary coin cup. Many people playing slots think that the machines run hot and cold, or that they improve their chances of winning by sticking with a machine, or that tiny trinkets rubbed on the screen of the machine will evoke the gods of dinaros to consider paying out. Personally, I think tripping and banging your head on a machine will get you the best return, after the casino insurance pays up.

Good plan, eh!

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